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Wednesday, August 13, 2014

He Used to Be Great

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With the deepest regret and dismay, We observe a celebrity's death. He succumbed to the pressures which weigh On depressives by stopp...
Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Mush

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Never let it be said that Micah "Grover" Groves failed to hook a brother up. Well, except for that one time but it's hard to h...
Thursday, April 26, 2012

Burnt

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Grover's dry for the first time in over a decade of slinging weed. Apparently his connection rolled over a guardrail into a rock cut co...
Monday, November 21, 2011

To My Miscarried Child: or The Only Document Found on my Body if not for the Dog Walking Couple

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I have tried to forget but you're stuck in my head 'Cause the thought of you waiting alone doesn't fit With the model contrive...
Sunday, August 14, 2011

The Basement Dweller

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Carissa won't even look at me anymore and I don't know why. I stayed with her for 3 days after the shower to clean up and make sure...
Monday, June 27, 2011

The Born Again Buoy Scout

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In all of the Junky Corners, there is no one quite like Carissa. When she's "on" she's like the Discovery Channel and a n...
Saturday, June 4, 2011

Me Equals Emm See Scared

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Albert Einstein, the father of relativity, once said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecti...
Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Frying Pans and Fires

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The classified add on kijiji.ca shows a bright clean "bachelor suite" with it's own facilities for 5 bills a month available i...
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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Flophouse Blues

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I've squatted over jakes holes that smelled better than this room. It's like an old onion based cheese and a piss soaked sewer rat ...
Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Ichiban Twisted Dialogue

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A gentrified man knocks on a pocked steel door in a malodorous alley. The door is opened by a twitching bag of bones in stained boxers and ...
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Thursday, March 31, 2011

The Dynamic Do-Over

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You learn a lot about a person by spending a night in the same room with them. The person; one Manon Melanie Marie Champlain, is currently ...
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I belong in a padded room. I used to tell that to people because I thought it made me sound cool and dangerous - the kind of dangerous that made women misty. Now I know saying so was just kinda' scary and off-putting. Heck, now it's true. Really, there's no guessing when my carefully contrived veneer will crumble away to reveal the mumbling, drooling psychopath beneath. I just hope that, when it does, I'm around people I don't love so that I can take a few down with me. Crazy is contagious...didn't you know? Besides concern about my mental equilibrium I like to curse a lot. So, consider this fair warning, I make no apologies for the language I use. If you don't like it don't read it.
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